A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a whole bunch of YARN! This is Me! This is my life.....

Saturday, October 18, 2008


Borrowed from Spuds...

1. Favorite Halloween T.V. special:It's the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown
2. Favorite home made costume:The first year at my school job I was "The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly"
3. To trick or to treat?:Treat of course
4. Freddie,Jason or Michael?: Got to go with Jason
5. Favorite treat? Reese Cups and M & Ms
6. Favorite Trick?: When we dared a male friend to try on his wifes red crotchless lace full body stocking and pushed him outside, locked the doors, and turned on all the outside lights!!!! I never laughed so hard in my life!
7. Last time you dressed up to go trick or treating? I dress up every year for school.
8. Did you trick or treat every year as a kid? I only got to go once as a kid. I was a country girl.
9. If you got to dress up this year what would you go as? I usually put cat ears on and a tail. I could go as the Incredible Sexless Woman........roflol!
10. If you could would you go trick or treating now? Sure
11. Scariest movie? Actually it is Final Destination...that movie freaks me out!!!

Friday, October 17, 2008

Yes He Does!

I had heard that he did.....but I wasn't gonna believe it until I saw it with my own two Chicky eyes....

So Myself, Lishy, and Spuds all met at Starbucks!

And.....along with our yummy Fraps we........KNIT IN PUBLIC! YES!!!!!!!!!! All 3 of us!

He knits!!!! And he ain't gay!!! ROFLOL!

It was funny though when he went and got his knitting out of his truck and he had the yarn strung across the whole parking lot! hehehehe

A Beautiful fun day!!! Good friends! Nice sunny weather! Knitting! and of course a sexual remark or two from yours truely! and even gifts!!!! Spuds brought us gourmet popcorn! YUM!

Lets do it again!!!

Saturday, October 11, 2008

New Friends

Please say Hello to Boo and Lou!

I crocheted them this morning....

And since the eyes were in the closet and I really didn't want to open that closet and have all the yarn fall out around me.....

I went to Hobby Lobby to get some more eyes...hehehe.....and I dragged Lishy with me. I needed someone to keep me within budget! lol......

Looky at the charms I got and made stitch markers with. Aren't they cute! I think the happy shark is a hoot! He makes me smile!

The picture is kinda blurry so if you cant tell...the others are an octopus and a black sheep. hehehehe

I didn't find the little Starbucks cup charm I saw online and really wanted...........always something to be on the hunt for! lol

Friday, October 10, 2008


People have husbands, boyfriends,roommates, dates, atleast occasional nookie...............and then there is me.................who has a crazy ex- Fucktard she avoids and.......YARN!

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE YARN!!!!!!! But it can only entertain so much!

Does anyone else see anything seriously wrong with this picture!

I've voiced my issue.....now I'm gonna go knit! ROFLOL!

Monday, October 06, 2008


What were you doing when you were 21? Let's relive shall we????

I got these questions in an email and found them quite interesting, funny, and wow! what memories they brought up!!!!

Here we go....

!. In what year did you turn 21? 1988.

2. How many years ago was that? 20!

3. What if anything was memorable in how you looked? I was 102 freaking pounds! Boobless! But great legs....where did they go dammit???? hehehe...and I had really long blond crimped hair with very high bangs!

4. What was your favorite outfit? Ummmmm....I wore little skirts!lol......and I had this really cool jean jacket that I bleached my name on the back!

5. What kind of car did you drive? A baby blue Ford Escort

6. Did you have a job? Yep! I was a cashier at Hill's Department Store. I think I made a whopping $3.75 an hour!

7. Did you like your job? Absolutely loved it!!!!!

8. Did you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? well.....there was 3 guys that year.hehehehe

9. What can you remember about them? ROFLOL!.........this is too funny......but here goes.....one was the Fucktard! He kept dumping me for other girls though....and then I also dated the Fucktard's cousin to make him jealous...it worked but I broke the cousin's heart...and it is rumored that he still pines for me and that is why he has never married...yeah right........and I really really liked the maintenance guy at Hill's! We would spend all our breaks together, he would come in on his nights off to see me....and OMG! the sweetest thing....he would write me notes on paper towels! ....I still got them in a box somewhere.hehehehe....and yes....I broke his heart too dammit!

10. Did you have any close friends? Yes, Stacy and Tobie.

11. Do you still stay in touch with them? I see Tobie every once in a while at Wal-Mart. And Stacy took her own life in 2002.

12.Did you do anything special on your 21st birthday? I actually had to work..... the Fucktard had broke up with me a couple days before to go bone some ugly redhead who turned out later to like girls!....and I got roses and balloons at work from the maintenance guy!

13.What was the most memorable moment of the year of 21? I eloped.....with the Fucktard!Geez! What was I thinking???????........What in the Hell was I drinking?????

Now it's your turn! Either repost this on your own blogs or just copy and paste your answers in my comments....

Hmmmmmm.....think I will hop on over to myspace and look up the maintenace guy......hehehehe

Sunday, October 05, 2008

A Beautiful Sunday

It is a beautiful day! Wonderful weather....good friends.....yarn!

This yarnchick is not looking forward to the cooler days a coming! I really, really, really, really don't like socks!!!

The laundry mat was a litle warm inside so we hung out outside while the clothes dried.

Am I the only one who thinks it's funny that it looks like I have a ginormous yarn penis in that picture??????? ROFLOL!

Friday, October 03, 2008

An Original Creation

Yes! You are right....it is a Candy Corn thong!!!.......and Yes!!! I need to get my head out of the candy jar!!!hehehehehe

Thursday, October 02, 2008

Instant Happy!!!

20 minutes and a G hook.......and I get one of my favorite things!!!!!! A Candy Corn!!! It's about 2 and a half inches. I luvvvvvvvvv it!!!!!!


Today was one of those days....you know the kind where you should just stay in bed with a pillow over your head!....But I couldn't do that cause I did that yesterday. Today I had to be a big girl and face the world and the world for the most part was shitty, dang it!!!

So since my stress relievers were not working...you know...knitting, crocheting, chocolate....and there is no possible hope for that really really really good stress reliever....hehehe....I decided to do the next best thing....................

I officially started to work out again!!! And when I was done I actually felt much better! Thank you endorphins!!!!!

See side bar for my work-out tunes........